I was walking home one night when I noticed that I was being followed by the same unmarked, window-less cargo van for nearly 3 blocks. I turned a corner and went down a dark alley to try and lose the van.
This was when one of DS's minions followed me down the alley way. Noticing this, I quickly ran out of there, and no sooner did I turn a corner, did a big, burly man with no neck and a serious BO problem grab me, and another person put a cloth soaked in chloroform over my face and held it there until I blacked out.
The next thing I know, I wake up in a dark, wet, dungeon that smells like pizza from my favorite neighborhood pizzeria, and before I can yell for help, a small tray with 3 jellybeans. a can of Coke and note from DS himself.
It simply said, "You have something we want, and as soon as you give it up, we'll set you free."
It's been almost 4 years, and I am still here and have no idea what they want from me, but I did notice his choice of words. I've seen enough hostage movies to know what "we'll set you free" REALLY means.
To make matters worse, he introduced me to my very realistic clone, so that no one will notice that I am missing or think to ask questions. He even took my jacket and rubbed it on the clone so that she would have my scent, and my cat would think that it was really me.
But for now, I can take some comfort in the fact that I haven't seen DS's face yet, and so, I think there is still a chance he'll let me go ALIVE, and in one FULLY FUNCTIONAL piece. I am hoping that my posts around here will convince him. I am not signing any releases though.. my organs are staying exactly where they are.
Ok seriously, I got here from FP.. and decided to stick around..
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